McJacktinsons

Past
The McJacktinson siblings were Master Whittington's champions against Cthulu and the Outer Gods during the earlier days of existence. As a reward for their valor, Whittington reincarnated the immortals as humans, so that they could live an ordinary life. However, they would soon prove to be entirely unfit for normal life, and would rise back to their same power levels to live some of the most abnormal lives of anyone on the Great Wheel.

Tyrone McJacktinson
Tyrone is a towering, muscular man with a distinct blond afro. He was the first of the brothers to rise again to demigodhood, and did so with his unparalleled strength and his skill with his gargantuan broadsword. After a long and successful career in adventuring and monster-slaying, Tyrone settled down and built a cottage in one of the few alpine meadows in the Winterpeak Mountains where he manages a small farm and herd of Heeps. He also, for whatever reason, has a supernatural ability to detect sex crime and has been known to punish offenders in extremely cruel and unusual ways.

Tiberius McJacktinson

Tiberius, despite being nearly as large and strong as his elder brother Tyrone, developed unbelievable skill in agility and stealth. Few know his appearance, as he normally conceals his face, but what many remember are his cold, ice-blue eyes. He made his way to demigodhood by following the path of the rogue, becoming a legendary thief and assassin. Although Tiberius could have easily used his rogue skills for his own benefit, he became a mythical figure by stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, which he still does to this day when and where he is able.

Barnabus "B-Baller Snaps" McJacktinson

Barnabus was and is very unlike his siblings, physically and mentally. Barnabus is much shorter than an average adult human, has extremely fragile bones and skin, and a twisted face. This physical weakness prevented him from engaging in adventures with his elder brothers Tyrone and Tiberius, and so as a child, rather than take up the sword or footpad, he took up simple sports with his friends at the Haven orphanage. Sometime during these days, likely because of the game he loved most and the tendency for his bones to break, he earned the nickname "B-Baller Snaps."

One day, however, when he was thrown by bullies into the crocodile pond at the zoo during an outing, his strength was revealed. B-Baller Snaps' strong connection the the Elemental Plane of Water was activated, and he grew into a huge, furious water elemental, and proceeded to go on a rampage which was eventually stopped by his brothers.

Today, he rarely uses this power and has become able to control it. He still spends his days playing basketball.