Variable X

Past
The members of Variable X were created by Cthulu in the early battles of reality and existence in order to combat Master Whittington's champions, The McJacktinsons. They were defeated at the hands of Master Whittington and their rivals and were imprisoned in separate locations throughout the Great Wheel. Eventually, with some owing to luck and some to Oorn, the three would all escape and reunite to form their current criminal group, Variable X, which does much of its work in service of The Corporation and the Trang Muuc Brotherhood.

The Members
Keith

Keith is a tall and slender man whose most distinct feature is his absurdly large chin which protrudes cartoonishly far in front of his face. He is also known for wearing a constant smug grin. Keith is the brains in Variable X, overseeing their henchmen and operations, and also has several positions within The Corporation. He is incredibly weak and not known for any useful skills, combat or otherwise, and how he achieved his high status is a mystery.

Trent

Much like Tiberius of The McJacktinsons, Trent is well-built and also a master of stealth. He is Variable X's tool for getting behind enemy lines and into highly dangerous bases and lairs. He is terribly effective at these tasks, but has terrible character. He is an alcoholic, addict, murderer, and rapist. Even The Corporation, with leadership that is mostly Chaotic Evil, has nearly fired Trent on several occasions due to his unnecessary killings and rapings during operations creating frustrating complications.

Darius AKA "Master YoDoggy" 

Almost nothing is known about the member of Variable X that calls himself "Master YoDoggy," especially not why he insists on being called by that name. He is like Barnabus (AKA B-Baller Snaps) of the McJacktinsons in the way that he is physically stunted, being shorter, weaker, and extremely fragile. However, his mind is more damaged than Barnabus', and he can barely form complete sentences. It is likely that this added brain damage came from his long time in imprisonment, as he did not manage to escape as easily as Keith or Trent. He was trapped in an enchanted dragon-glass prison in the dark depths of the Elemental Plane of Water (he is connected to the Elemental Plane of Fire, so this location rendered him powerless) for a thousand years, and only escaped when he was freed by Oorn and her Trang Muuc Brotherhood.